Cooper’s Capers

I promise you all, I’m not a bitter, pissed off bastard. I’m just a regular guy who deals with random—but retrospectively amusing—crap on a far-too-regular basis. I come from a long line of complainers, most notably my mother, a woman who has called up more companies for complaints than I have hairs on my head. This is a woman who has gotten so many free things and services simply because businesses just can’t handle the pressure she can put on them. I hope to someday achieve such a level of freebie-ism.

Hope you enjoy my not-so-little rants.